The life of crime is good.Mac has taken down legendary high school crime boss Staples, business has been booming, and Mac and Vince are getting ready for middle school baseball tryouts. But this can’t last. Mac has always tried to keep his friends close and his enemies closer. But what happens when you can’t tell the difference?

This dilemma walks into the fourth stall in the form of Trixie Von Parkway—an eighth grader with a mean look and an even meaner predicament. The new science teacher is terrorizing her, and she needs Mac to get him off her back. Seems simple enough, but as Mac starts to dig deeper, he finds even more trouble brewing at his school, including a new administrator bent on destroying his business, and indications that Trixie isn’t who she claims to be. In the past, the worst thing that could have happened to Mac was that he might lose a little money, maybe catch a beating. In The Fourth Stall Part II, though, there’s going to be much more on the line than that.

The life of crime is good.Mac has taken down legendary high school crime boss Staples, business has been booming, and Mac and Vince are getting ready for middle school baseball tryouts. But this can’t last. Mac has always tried to keep his friends close and his enemies closer. But what happens when you can’t tell the difference?

This dilemma walks into the fourth stall in the form of Trixie Von Parkway—an eighth grader with a mean look and an even meaner predicament. The new science teacher is terrorizing her, and she needs Mac to get him off her back. Seems simple enough, but as Mac starts to dig deeper, he finds even more trouble brewing at his school, including a new administrator bent on destroying his business, and indications that Trixie isn’t who she claims to be. In the past, the worst thing that could have happened to Mac was that he might lose a little money, maybe catch a beating. In The Fourth Stall Part II, though, there’s going to be much more on the line than that.

Middle school just got a lot more criminal.

Do you need something? Mac can get it for you. It’s what he does. He and his best friend and business manager, Vince. Their methods might sometimes run afoul of the law, or at least the school code of conduct, but if you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can pay him, Mac is on your side. His office is located in the East Wing boy’s bathroom, fourth stall from the high window. And business is booming.

Or at least it was, until this particular Monday. Because this Monday is when Mac and Vince find out that the trouble with solving everyone else’s problems is there’s no one left to solve yours.

Do you need something? Mac can get it for you. It's what he does—he and his best friend and business manager, Vince. Their methods might sometimes run afoul of the law, or at least the school code of conduct, but if you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can pay him, Mac is on your side. His office is located in the East Wing boys' bathroom, fourth stall from the high window. And business is booming.

Or at least it was, until one particular Monday. It starts with a third grader in need of protection. And before this ordeal is over, it's going to involve a legendary high school crime boss named Staples, an intramural gambling ring, a graffiti ninja, the nine most dangerous bullies in school, and the first Chicago Cubs World Series game in almost seventy years. And that's just the beginning. Mac and Vince soon realize that the trouble with solving everyone else's problems is that there's no one left to solve yours.

Four years ago, I was traveling across the country and had to make a pit-stop in Cooter, Arkansas. When I went into the local gas station's bathroom to take a whiz, I happened to look up at some writing on the wall. The writing said, "Why you lookin' up here...the joke's in your hand." After reading this hilarious joke, I got a brilliant idea. Four years and a new pair of pants later, I had scoured the entire country for some of the funniest jokes found in public restrooms. Why take a dump and worry about crabs when you can sit at home and enjoy this classy compilation. I've even included a guest list at the beginning where your snooty friends can sign-in to the book. It's just like you'd see at a wedding...only classier this time. Nothing will compare to this regal looking book as it stands tall in your magazine tray.

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Two couples spend a night in a mini suite in Atlantic City. The boys propose a bet that the ladies are willing to take on. Each woman thinks her man will win the contest. But there can only be one winner. Or is there actually only one loser?
Creampie Contest is a roughly 7000 word short erotic story. Please check the sample to see if this is a contest you would consider entering.

This story is for adults only.

What are Bathroom Stall Stories?
Bathroom Stall Stories are quickies.
They are short stories.
Bathroom Stall Stories have a purpose. The purpose is to get you off quickly.
We have a dream that you are at work.
You’re bored.
And you’re horny.
You need to get off.
You need something perverted to read.
You need that fix.
B.S.S. are that quick fix.
You need material to rub out to sometimes and we hope B.S.S. will fill that need.

Book #1 - Occupy My Ass
Book #2 - Cuban Sandwich

Two couples spend a night in a mini suite in Atlantic City. The boys propose a bet that the ladies are willing to take on. Each woman thinks her man will win the contest. But there can only be one winner. Or is there actually only one loser?
Creampie Contest is a roughly 7000 word short erotic story. Please check the sample to see if this is a contest you would consider entering.

This story is for adults only.

What are Bathroom Stall Stories?
Bathroom Stall Stories are quickies.
They are short stories.
Bathroom Stall Stories have a purpose. The purpose is to get you off quickly.
We have a dream that you are at work.
You’re bored.
And you’re horny.
You need to get off.
You need something perverted to read.
You need that fix.
B.S.S. are that quick fix.
You need material to rub out to sometimes and we hope B.S.S. will fill that need.

Book #1 - Occupy My Ass
Book #2 - Cuban Sandwich

This is a little book with a big purpose: to put Mexico City on the map as one of the great food capitals of the world. Written by a resident gastronome who knows the city inside and out, this guide takes the reader to out-of-the-way market stalls, taco joints, as well as fashionable high-end dining spots. Included are chapters on bars and cantinas, cafés, food shopping and short essays on various aspects of Mexican cuisine and its history. Clear maps of the city, as well as an extensive glossary of ingredients, dishes, and cooking terms, make this an easy-to-use guide to great food in a grand city. "Nick Gilman's book is a treasure, an insider's guide through the super-cool, super tasty side of Mexico City. Don't miss the section on street stalls and markets - you'll have some of the best food of your life, from the wacky Chupacabras taco stand wedged under a highway, to the truly hip Contramar in fashionable Condesa. There's no guidebook like this" - Rick Bayless, author of Authentic Mexican host of PBS' Mexico: One Plate at a Time Finally! The book I have been hunting for: a foodie's guide to the culinary wonders of one of the largest, most culturally diverse cities in the world" - Ceci Connolly, The Washington Post "If you can't have the knowledgeable Mr. Gilman as your personal guide, this book is the next best thing" - Meredith Brody, food journalist "Nicholas Gilman's recent release . . . is a must" - The San Francisco Examiner

In a perfect world, horses live in pasture. In the real world, they live in stalls. Make them Perfect Stalls with the innovative changes in this book.

Dr. Hayes explains why "the way it's always been done" isn't necessarily the best way, then shows how to make significant improvements in horse health, safety, breathable air, environmental impact, and cost.

Whether your facility houses a single horse or hundreds of horses, whether you're building from scratch or renovating an existing facility, you can provide 5-star equestrian accommodations and save significant money.

Strange things are happening on the horse farm. It all started with the arrival of Gato, a little horse from South America. He was sluggish. Extremely sluggish. And under his mane were tiny bite marks. A creepy disease? Jarrod thought there was a vampire bat on the loose and went looking for it. I thought it would be fun, hanging out with Jarrod. But it’s not fun anymore. Jarrod’s getting paler by the day and he’s acting weird. And Tsar, my favorite pony, is sick now, too. What is really going on inside the barn?

Strange things are happening on the horse farm. It all started with the arrival of Gato, a little horse from South America. He was sluggish. Extremely sluggish. And under his mane were tiny bite marks. A creepy disease? Jarrod thought there was a vampire bat on the loose and went looking for it. I thought it would be fun, hanging out with Jarrod. But it’s not fun anymore. Jarrod’s getting paler by the day and he’s acting weird. And Tsar, my favorite pony, is sick now, too. What is really going on inside the barn?